[Grimlock has to stop and think. Usually his laws are issued on the fly and backed up by his strength. He cannot list them, because they rarely stay the same.]
Dinobot law what Grimlock say. Grimlock King of Dinobots.
[Even so, he wants to give Ultra Magnus a good answer.]
So...never hurt other Dinobots too much. Never hurt Decepticons too little. Slag no challenge Grimlock unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Swoop unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Snarl unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Sludge unless Sludge being too stupid. Sludge no allowed climb high places because Sludge heavy. Sludge no allowed interrupt because Sludge stupid. Snarl let Grimlock sit on shoulders when Grimlock wants. Snarl get Grimlock energon when Grimlock wants. Snarl polish Grimlock when Grimlock wants. Sludge stand up and move when Grimlock wants. No Dinobot interrupt good part of story. No Dinobot leave other Dinobot behind. Dinobots Dinobots first and Autobots second.
[He grins smugly as he finishes. Those were a lot of laws and he remembered them all!]
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Date: 2021-11-06 02:18 am (UTC)Dinobot law what Grimlock say. Grimlock King of Dinobots.
[Even so, he wants to give Ultra Magnus a good answer.]
So...never hurt other Dinobots too much. Never hurt Decepticons too little. Slag no challenge Grimlock unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Swoop unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Snarl unless want Grimlock smash. Slag no burn Sludge unless Sludge being too stupid. Sludge no allowed climb high places because Sludge heavy. Sludge no allowed interrupt because Sludge stupid. Snarl let Grimlock sit on shoulders when Grimlock wants. Snarl get Grimlock energon when Grimlock wants. Snarl polish Grimlock when Grimlock wants. Sludge stand up and move when Grimlock wants. No Dinobot interrupt good part of story. No Dinobot leave other Dinobot behind. Dinobots Dinobots first and Autobots second.
[He grins smugly as he finishes. Those were a lot of laws and he remembered them all!]